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Fleet Of Ambulances On Hand For 41-Year-Olds’ Touch Football Game

“As soon as dispatch informed us that 15 middle-aged guys were talking about ‘tossing the old pigskin around,’ everyone on duty stopped what they were doing and got here as fast as possible,” said ambulance driver Reed Macallen, opening a fresh package of Ace bandages and making sure his defibrillator’s batteries were charged.

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theonion:

Fleet Of Ambulances On Hand For 41-Year-Olds’ Touch Football Game

“As soon as dispatch informed us that 15 middle-aged guys were talking about ‘tossing the old pigskin around,’ everyone on duty stopped what they were doing and got here as fast as possible,” said ambulance driver Reed Macallen, opening a fresh package of Ace bandages and making sure his defibrillator’s batteries were charged.

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